You and I (West-Virginia housewife mix)
Why don’t I write a poem before I go to bed?
I just got off the phone with the most gorgeous guy on the planet
I’ve put my braces in my mouth
There are algae growing on my braces I think
Not—I’m joking
You know, we do have a date on the 4th of July
That should be fun
With the fireworks and all
