Thirty-six
Chatted with some early-twenties kid from UK
Didn’t think photos were me
Come hammer my boy-cunt with your nine-inch hog
Didn’t think my butt looked thirty-six
I asked him, “How old would you say that ass should be?”
He responded, “Twenty, twenty-five max”
Some Belgian guy says, “Shave. Your ass is disgusting!”
First lesson in fisting etiquette, I guess
Come shave it, then!
Parasite of love
Got to five fingers, but not past knuckles
Need to buy Crisco
