Moments of happiness
When Jesus was a boy
He laughed into the storm
Until he giggled and he wet
His pants, he said
Heehi
It’s a lie
Hope to cross you
Till I die
And he went on in search of sin
Up and down the slippery hill
He found it alright on his path
Where all the meddling would begin
Jesus wept, and Jesus cried
Look at all I’ve done, and all I’ve tried
But when you say what’s well and good
You’re often just misunderstood
So, Jesus wanked his pecker raw
He wanked, and wanked, and later on
He realized that it was blood
And not the light he saw
Rawhide
It’s impolite
To wank alone
And open wide
